He was arrested for what?

Getting arrested for child porn, weapons and drugs was only the start for this guy. From the local newspaper:

When serving the warrant Oct. 6, officers found and seized multiple photograph clippings of small children, pornography magazines, sexual gratification items, processed marijuana, several bottles of personal lubricant, a loaded .45-caliber handgun, metal knuckles, an assault rifle and other items.

Am I a terrible person for literally laughing out loud when I read the list of items (in bold font) seized from this guy’s house? Perhaps. But I did.

–dp